"Learn to swim just in case you fail to walk on water." Linda Carson

“Learn to swim just in case you fail to walk on water.” Linda Carson

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"If you can't draw on the back of an envelope, on a bank receipt or a beer coaster, you're not a designer." Linda Carson

“If you can’t draw on the back of an envelope, on a bank receipt or a beer coaster, you’re not a designer.” Linda Carson

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“No, I don’t carry a business card that says ‘artist and playwright.’ That’s what the tattoos are for.” Linda Carson

“If I live my life right, how I look is the least interesting thing about me.” Linda Carson

"Dammit, I don't want good advice, I want easy advice." Linda Carson

“Dammit, I don’t want good advice, I want easy advice.” Linda Carson

"Sex appeal only appeals to people who'd like to screw you." Linda Carson, Mr. Right & Other Stories

“Sex appeal only appeals to people who’d like to screw you.” Linda Carson, Mr. Right & Other Stories